The best way for any presidential candidate to ever get my vote? Make it legal to shoot anyone driving while talking on a cell phone! Seriously! I'd have the streets of Springfield cleaned up in less than a week.
I can take lots of traffic, I can take slow traffic, I can take sitting in traffic, it's a city for crying out loud, there's going to be traffic, but I swear to God the next person that cuts me off, crosses into my path, almost runs into me, or runs a light and almost hits me that's on the cell fucking phone, I am going to run off the road and beat them to death with it and the investigators will never find the "weapon" until the coroner finds it so far lodged up the offenders ass the cause of death COULD have been choking on it!
Friday, March 28, 2008
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A "cell fucking phone"? You must have one of those expensive I-phones. Mine doesn't come with that feature;)
Tell me how you really feel now...
I'm guilty but only when I'm driving in the boonies ;~)
This is car/cell-phone capital of the world, I'm afraid (Los Angeles). It kinda makes me mad too. Fine if they want to be cavalier with THEIR lives, just not MINE. I don't talk on the cell phone when driving a car. Ever.
I try hard not to look at other drivers, just their cars. Then I don't notice if they're on the phone. lol
~S
Best label for a post- EVER.
I am with ya on this subject!
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